This was the perfect gift in 1942.

This is so sad.

This guy is the reading king of us all.

Meet a Whopper of a mess.

Today, I decided to give a new Burger King location a try for lunch, even though my instincts were telling me otherwise. The new spot was quite busy, and the staff seemed a bit overwhelmed and still learning the ropes. I thought I’d give them a little extra patience. Since I wasn’t familiar with their menu, I chose one of their new items, the “BBQ Brisket Whopper.” It looked delicious on the menu, but unfortunately, the reality didn’t match up, as you might see in the picture. Honestly, it was so bad that I had to throw it away. Next time, I’ll just pass by instead.

Wow, this new phone costs over $2,300.

This is exactly what everyone’s been waiting for! It unfolds into a really impressive screen, and the best part is, it has 512GB of storage—just like my PC. I have to say, it’s a gorgeous device and really gives Apple a run for their money. After some digging, I found out Samsung offers four payments of about $500 each. That’s so convenient! I’m excited and heading to the store this morning.

I’m sure this is every boy’s dream.

Hey, Wheaties seems to have disappeared.

The internet is one gigantic mall.

Would you cheat in class by listening through an earphone the size of a grain of rice?

Listen up Tenneseans, this is big news.

Before too long, Lynsi Snyder, the billionaire lady in the photo, will be moving her family and the corporate headquarters of In-N-Out to Franklin, Tennessee. For years and years, we have begged for an In-N-Out here in East Tennessee. So far, there is no plan to build one here, so we will have to drive to Nashville for a burger. I’ve eaten countless of these burgers, and I have several of this brand’s t-shirts that I wear often. Every time I wear one, people comment on it. I’m looking forward to visiting the new outlet soon and, a couple of new t-shirts.