This guy is the reading king of us all.

Meet a Whopper of a mess.

Today, I decided to give a new Burger King location a try for lunch, even though my instincts were telling me otherwise. The new spot was quite busy, and the staff seemed a bit overwhelmed and still learning the ropes. I thought I’d give them a little extra patience. Since I wasn’t familiar with their menu, I chose one of their new items, the “BBQ Brisket Whopper.” It looked delicious on the menu, but unfortunately, the reality didn’t match up, as you might see in the picture. Honestly, it was so bad that I had to throw it away. Next time, I’ll just pass by instead.

Wow, this new phone costs over $2,300.

This is exactly what everyone’s been waiting for! It unfolds into a really impressive screen, and the best part is, it has 512GB of storage—just like my PC. I have to say, it’s a gorgeous device and really gives Apple a run for their money. After some digging, I found out Samsung offers four payments of about $500 each. That’s so convenient! I’m excited and heading to the store this morning.

I’m sure this is every boy’s dream.

Hey, Wheaties seems to have disappeared.

The internet is one gigantic mall.

Yesterday, a friend shared with me that she had sold an unused weed eater on Facebook. She’s actually the last person I expected to hear that from! But honestly, I’m not too surprised — the internet has become this huge, sprawling marketplace for all kinds of new, lightly used, and sometimes totally unnecessary items. It’s interesting to note that nearly 25% of new items bought online get returned, and in my experience, that rate can be even higher—over 50%—because a beautiful picture of an item often doesn’t quite match what you see in real life.

Some Mummies love Gummies

A London newspaper highlights an interesting trend: more moms are opting for cannabis gummies over their usual evening glass of wine. It’s curious to note that in many states across the country, cannabis has become legal, though it’s not yet the case in Tennessee. The biggest gummy brand in the U.S., called Wyld, is now popular enough to be included in a vanilla protein shake. This truly gives a fun new twist to the saying “breakfast of champions.’

Would you cheat in class by listening through an earphone the size of a grain of rice?

Listen up Tenneseans, this is big news.

Before too long, Lynsi Snyder, the billionaire lady in the photo, will be moving her family and the corporate headquarters of In-N-Out to Franklin, Tennessee. For years and years, we have begged for an In-N-Out here in East Tennessee. So far, there is no plan to build one here, so we will have to drive to Nashville for a burger. I’ve eaten countless of these burgers, and I have several of this brand’s t-shirts that I wear often. Every time I wear one, people comment on it. I’m looking forward to visiting the new outlet soon and, a couple of new t-shirts.

Why I read newspapers every morning.

Each morning, I read a few well-known newspapers to stay informed about the world around me. Reading about events happening around the world is both entertaining and a source of endless information. I’d like to share a few newspaper headlines from this morning’s reading. Who wouldn’t want to know more about them?:

  1. “The Hottest New Cafe Is In Someone’s Living Room”
  2. “What if Everything We Know About Sacagawea Is Wrong”
  3. “More Purring, More Buying? Why Bookstores Showcase Their Pets.”
  4. “Parents are burned out and lonely.”
  5. “Chinese student used rice-sized earphones to cheat on English test.” My favorite article.
  6. “Coke confirms cane sugar change”.